I had those words stuck in my head all day long. I suspected I dreamed it, but I’m not sure. Weird …
SIRIUS GIVING HIS STUDDED LEATHER JACKET TO REMUS WHEN HE SAYS HE’S COLD EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS SIRIUS IS NOW THE COLD ONE HE FEELS ALL WARM SEEING REMUS UTTERLY DROWNED OUT IN THE TOO-LARGE JACKET
My intestine wasn’t all the way into my body when I was born so they had to basically shove it back into me through my bellybutton and now my bellybutton is weird
I’ve played violin since 2nd grade woooo
This is priceless and nerddom is universal.
Baby dragons are essentially winged, fire-breathing cats.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
masturbate and hit the interstate
Congratulations to Frozen! Best animated feature and best original song at Oscars 2014!